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myutsuu:

pokemon-global-academy:

pokemon-global-academy:

According to multiple reporters who were on the scene, a man wearing a Pikachu hat and carrying a stuffed Pokémon jumped the White House fence today and ran across the lawn before being apprehended by Secret Service agents.

Source: Kotaku


FREE HIM! 

son, you can’t battle the American League Champion without all 8 badges

myutsuu:

pokemon-global-academy:

pokemon-global-academy:

According to multiple reporters who were on the scene, a man wearing a Pikachu hat and carrying a stuffed Pokémon jumped the White House fence today and ran across the lawn before being apprehended by Secret Service agents.

Source: Kotaku

FREE HIM! 

son, you can’t battle the American League Champion without all 8 badges

sonic-screwdildo:

do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth

What I love about social justice white people

sage-kun:

juxtapiration:

is every time my friend gets stop to be told off by some white person, very rudely, how his tattoo of a dreamcatcher is racist and insensitive to the Native American people and should removed/apologize/be ashamed.

He is Native American and they confuse him for Mexican every time, and he just states “But I got this at the reservation I lived in for 15 YEARS.” and proceeds to falsely place a curse of his ancestors on them.

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d0nn0:

clestroying:

d0nn0:

people who say the n word and the f word make me angry

ned flanders

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hartbigcanon:

Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.

hartbigcanon:

Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.

numeralsoftheblindprophets:

mamakarkat:

teachers used to always tell me that stories need to have a super interesting beginning or else literally no one is going to want to read it and it would never get any sort of recognition but i just

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act 1 - inventory management and dumbfuckery

notcrazyiswear:

danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

frankenbolt:

ihearttheodorelaurence:

Zoe Saldana: Sci-Fi Queen!

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